Dear Unpaid Intern,
They really should be paying you.
Even if we know you'd donate all of it to fighting maternal mortality in Sierra Leone.
<3
sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog:
Have you seen the shit that rich people spend money on? I pay to have dftba’s logo on the uniform of England’s 88th best professional soccer team, and you think I should be entrusted with MORE MONEY?!?!?!
Lavender-cherry-pie, with all due respect from one person whose blog name was randomly generated by tumblr to another person whose blog name was randomly generated by tumblr, I am and shall remain the world’s only ethically sourced unpaid intern.
But, I mean, just look at those patches in the liminal space between left thigh and buttock. HOW COULD I NOT?!?!??!
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