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lavender-cherry-pie asked:

Dear Unpaid Intern,

They really should be paying you.

Even if we know you'd donate all of it to fighting maternal mortality in Sierra Leone.

<3

sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog:

Have you seen the shit that rich people spend money on? I pay to have dftba’s logo on the uniform of England’s 88th best professional soccer team, and you think I should be entrusted with MORE MONEY?!?!?!

Lavender-cherry-pie, with all due respect from one person whose blog name was randomly generated by tumblr to another person whose blog name was randomly generated by tumblr, I am and shall remain the world’s only ethically sourced unpaid intern.

But, I mean, just look at those patches in the liminal space between left thigh and buttock. HOW COULD I NOT?!?!??!

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    Dear Unpaid Intern,...They really should be paying you.
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